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Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends. -- Legends of the Fall - One Stab

You are what you love; not what loves you -- Me

Some people come into our lives and quickly go, some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts; and we are never, ever the same. -- unknown

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. -- Aristotle

If the truth were to be known, everyone would be wearing a scarlet letter of one form or another. -- Nathaniel Hawthrone

To the world you might be a person, but to a person, you might be the world. -- unknown

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh -- Voltaire

The way some people drive, you'd think they were late for their accident. -- unknown

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all -- unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. -- Steven Wright

mediocre: The only thing worse then failure. -- unknown

I used to always think that I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry. -- unknown

I may not believe in what you say, but I will die for your right to do so. -- Voltaire

640k ought to be enough memory for anybody -- Bill Gates

Never tell me the odds. -- Han Solo

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. -- unknown

At night my mind does not much care if what it thinks is here or there. It tells me stories, it invents and makes up things that don't make sense. I do not know why it does this stuff. The real world seems quite weird enough. -- Calvin and Hobbes

My heart beats and I'm alive,
and I wouldn't want it another way -
but if there was a way
to become unstuck and free from pettiness -
to swim out, a beautiful rolling wave
of uninhibited consciousness -
unhindered by social posturing
and interpersonal bullshit relationships -
if I could leave everyone behind,
but leave them happier than when I.d met them -
I.d go, I.d already be gone. -- Mellin

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back when you forget the words -- unknown

Supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- Victor Hugo

Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right -- Henry Ford

If I died, I would want to come back as one of your tears.
How could I want more than to be concieved in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips. -- unknown

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere -- unknown

Est autem fides credere quod nondum vides; cuius fidei merces est videre quod credis. (Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe) -- St. Augustine

If you don't know where you are going, any road can take you there -- Doug Horton

If you gaze into the eyes of the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. -- Fredrick Nietzche

A mans character is his fate. -- unknown

I am just an ordinary man, with nothing to lose -- American Beauty

I'm not like them, but I can pretend, the sun is gone, but I have a light, the day is done, but I'm having fun, I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy...think I'm just happy -- Kust Cobain

Oh life it seems a struggle between what we see and what we do; I'm not going to change may ways just to please you, or appease you. Look at this crowd, 5 billion crowd willing to punch it out: right, wrong, week, strong, ashes-to-ashes all fall down. -- Dave Matthews

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE:
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
When you lose the game, don't lose the lesson.
Follow the three R's:
  Respect for self
  Respect for others and
  Responsibility for all your actions.
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Spend some time alone.
Open your arms to change
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.
A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home.
In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
Be gentle with the earth.
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
Call your mother.
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

-- unknown

The best lesson anyone can take from the life of basketball great Michael Jordan lies in a brief period when no one thought he was any good-- during his attempt to play baseball. Those days of humiliation provide the answer to why the brilliant days are so often his. Just about every morning of that baseball summer, Jordan would urge his batting instructor to join him at the minor-league ballpark. Everyone knew Jordan wouldn't make it to the majors, but he wasn't about to concede.

Instead, he worked and worked, hour after hour, trying to get better at something at which he had already been declared a failure. It was the best and truest Jordan.

The great moments, when the world cheers, are not the moments that count.

The ones that count are when it's just you, and people have stopped believing in you.

Those are the moments that define you. -- bob Greene

Nostalgia makes the world of yesterday look better than it was. Hope makes the world of tomorrow look better than it will be. But the world of today, well... it is real and undiluted, our vision of it unaffected. And that makes all the difference. -- unknown

You cannot change the world without first changing yourself. -- Me

do you like the girl?
and is she worth all this trouble?

Then do what you must. -- 10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
not even close...
not even a little bit...
not even at all.

-- 10 things I hate about you

Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you. -- Madame de Tencin

Death is not the biggest loss in life, the greatest tragedy is what dies inside us while we are still alive -- unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of all the colors in all the world, I could never find any beautiful enough to paint you -- unknown

If you can find the tunnel, you can enter the underground. -- Unknown

Split a piece of wood; I am there. Lift up the stone, and you will find me there. -- St. Thomas

If you find yourself walking on eggshells... dance... because either way, they're going to break. -- Unknown

In Order there is Chaos, and In Chaos, Order -- Me

I carry 2 glock 9mm's, a mp5 smg, and a 12 gauge shotgun with the barrel sawed off for tactical purposes -- Cop on TLC

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways -- Unknown

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. -- Nora Ephron

You make this decision now, because your afraid, and you will always be afraid. -- Unbreakable

Real life doesn't fit into boxes that are drawn for it. -- Unbreakable

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. -- When Harry Met Sally

To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart certainly will be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping your heart intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it up carefully in the little hobbies and little luxuries of your life. Avoid all entanglements, lock it up safely in the casket of your own selfishness, but in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, and airless it will change. It will become irredeemable. Because you see, the only place outside heaven that you can be perfectly safe from all the danger of love is hell. -- CS Lewis

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein

If you care about something, you have to protect it -- If your lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it. -- John Irving

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but have never failed to imitate them. -- James Baldwin

Each time a man stands up for an ideal he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. -- Robert Kennedy

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. -- Indira Gandhi

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. -- Carl Sagan

The ultimate measure of a person is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand at times of challenge and controversy. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. -- Hobert Bro

A woman is often measured by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn't curve. By where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all the outside things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside. And so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can control, by who she is and who she is trying to become. Because as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics. And statistics lie. -- Marilyn Monroe

Tradition is just another excuse for ignorance -- Me

It's not so much that nice guys finish last... It's more like there's a sniper hiding in the stadium, and he shoots out the nice guys' kneecaps, so that they can't even run the race. And then they sick the dogs on 'em. -- Mike

I do have my friends, and they have been more then kind. Generous to a fault, they have served me in good stead, and have put up with me for reasons I cannot comprehend. They have provided me with shelter from the many storms I have mentioned and as awful as it all may seem, they are the reason I believe that all will be well. But if not, we can at least laugh about it.

My friends are, and have been my extended family through the years and though the faces may have changed over time, they are all immutably part of my DNA. Many americans believe that there is only one type of family unit and that is based entirely on blood and heterosexually. Well, like it or not, the rules have changed. The people who cling to rhetoric about family values are the folks who cannot live without hard bound rules. They worship it at times more than god. They take great joy in embracing their inaccurisms as much as I do my anarchism. That anarchism isn't meant to be a threat to there lives, its just the way that I have responded to the faiths and to my fears. I have been blessed with great friends, and they are the indisputable good fortune of my life. They are the ones that have kept the door open to my sanity; For They are the ones that say, "lewis, stop it now, that's crazy".

I have tried to give you the dots that somehow connected until I became who I have become. Keep your eyes open, and don't be afraid of the darkness. You are not crazy, they are. Who are they? It's tough to say; it may change from day to day but there is a they, and they are so powerful, that they don't really give a shit what we think anymore. -- Lewis Black

And ever has it been that loves knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. -- Kahlil Gibra

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Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties. AND at the same time...Confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be. -- Stockdale Paradox

Sometimes we have to make bad decisions to make the best of the situation. -- Unknown

Love does make us all a little weaker, but in time, stronger then before. -- Unknown

There is always a way. If you want something, I mean really, really want it; you will do everything in your power to get it. A person who says they can't do anything has already given up, or does not really want it to happen in the first place. -- Me

Immortality? Why do people crave such things? If you can't do it in one life, what's the point in having 5, 10 even 20 lifetimes to do it? The funny thing is that if you live one life to the fullest, you have a much better chance of becoming immortal. -- Me