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Yea, I can't be gone for too long. -- Karl
your talking to mr. 110 in a 30 -- Bob
Yea, not that fast -- karl

I need to get some lube for my skateboard as well -- Karl
As long as it isn't anal lube, im good -- Bob

I needa Ham... -- Bob
...In My Pants! -- Bob
Did you say you need a hand? -- Jamie
Yes, that too... -- Bob
Because for an exorborant amount of money, that can be arranged! -- Jamie

[00:25] <kbdh4x0r68classicbonerollercoaster> I don't respect most people
[00:25] <Droogie> I just want a little bit!!!
[00:25] <kbdh4x0r68classicbonerollercoaster> droogie has my respect
[00:25] <Droogie> you odn't know what it means to mee!!
[00:25] <Droogie> saha-you on a mp game?
[00:25] <kbdh4x0r68classicbonerollercoaster> that rm guy does too

[13:15] < rm -rf / >> goto a command prompt, and type format c: < y
[13:16] <porn-king> whats a 'command prompt'
[13:16] < rm -rf / > i gotta find more qualified idiots...

... well, there's supposed to be 70 virgins waiting when they die -- Bob
... They must have a ton of virgins up there -- Matt's Dad
... or 70 well used virgins. -- Matt's Mom

[scenario: a guy was sleeping with his foot in the isle on the train, a women with a stroller and two kids tried to get by, said excuse me, and aplogized when she accidently ran over his foot; he preceeded to have a shouting match with the women, when it ended the conductor came over to see if any more problems were going to happen.]
... I'm not a Fucking racist, if I was a racist, I wouldn't have said anything; why do you people always think it is about fucking race? -- Man
[btw: the women was black and so was the conductor - its funny because it's self incriminating; and the fact that the conductor never brought up race in the situation. What a bone head.]

you are not in the box but at least i'm not an asshat -- Bob

Crikey! Where's steve erwin?

Burning in a firey hell of his own making. -- Abby

Who erased all the wisdom from the whiteboard -- Abby

I hear beautiful -- Nate

Stop fucking my car -- Karl

[Soft English Accent] Lets go pickup some man-whores and have a gay party... yarrrr [pinky finger hooked] -- Karl

[Accounting project at 3:00AM]
Man I'm going to go up to tribunella and tell him where he can stick that accounting book... he can stick that accounting book right up my ass! -- Matt
haha you tell him, right up your ass huh? -- Bob
SHIT! you know what i meant... -- Matt

Girls are retarded though -- Jessy
Don't you know that? -- Jessy
yeah, where's the book? -- Bob
We're too retarded to write one -- Jessy