Drunken Quotes

That's not a damn six-speed bitch! -- Dustin

gravity's a bitch! Woooooooooooooooooooo -- bob

Tequila is such a bitch -- Bob

This goddamn fucking tequila is pissing me off -- Bob

Are you choking? -- Bob

You can't drink that now! -- Bob

Go Help him -- Tina

Fuck -- Tina

Why do I have to pee again? -- Tina

You're Fucking drunk now -- Tina

You said the F-word! -- Tina

That was intense like gravity = 2 times gravity -- Bob

It doesn't gonna happen -- Tina

I thought you were taking english comp -- Bob

Bob, thats a battery -- Bob

I think I am a little bit whozzy right now -- bob

I have to go take a piss again make sure I don't fall over -- Bob

I go back and sit on the big couch again I'm falling I'm okay I'm falling again -- Bob

What typing? It isn't that difficult it is finding the keys that is hard -- Bob

...and then my brain went 'what the HELL is going on?' -- Bob

I falled over -- Bob

Everytime I get sober, the tequila comes back to my brain and BAM! says, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" -- Bob

If I took a physics test right now, I think I'd pass -- Bob

I think I'm gonna puke right now, because I feel woozy... and if I puke right now, it'll go into this toilet here... and then I won't have to puke on her couch, because if I puked on her couch, she'd get it on her face -- Bob

I am just sitting down from sitting down, cause' im tired -- Bob

If I open my eyes, I am gonna puke because it is too much data -- Bob

Just let me sit out the next couple of finals -- Bob

Hey bob, are you okay? --Rick
Yeah, the answer is C -- Bob

Gravity is going to the left -- Bob

Get to your bowl bitch -- Matt

It's not good having a drunk take pictures, they come out crooked -- Ryan

We have to have a sober reflection (1 second later) and that was it -- Brad

My name is 'chugsalot' -- Brad

Bob: Can I have anyones attention? Who lost a quarter and a dime?
All: ME!

This is my best friend Matt, we're lovers, we have great sex -- Brad

Bob, get your head out of my lap -- Brad

matt a.k.a. 'YakMaster' -- Brad

I'm Fucked Up!! -- Ryan

I'm a turtle -- Matt

My helmet worked!! -- Bob

You spanked me with a disc... I spanked you back -- Matt to Bob

I just hit myself -- Bob

I am gonna eat out the freezer -- Bob

Dude... there's a twig in my arm -- Bob (During the bush taclking, a piece broke off and pierced his arm)

Dude... he took out that bush! -- Nate

I got injured drinking again -- Bob

This is shiny paper -- Bob

Are you sure you drived my car before?? -- Chris to Bob

I am rot -- Bob

Don't stick penises in your back and have them come out the front of you -- Jen (talking about bob's japanese sepuku shirt)

I want that girl to sit on my ass! -- Jesse to Jen
You mean you want that girl to sit on your face? -- Bob to Jesse
No! I want that girl to sit on my ass! -- Jesse to Bob
I mean I want that girl to sit on my cock! -- Jesse

Ahhh! ... I just popped a kid out! -- Bob

Ahhh! ... I just pooped a kid out! -- Julia writing down Bob quote

I was a coordinate called home -- Bob

I killed the plant to show the vegans that plants cannot handle death! -- Bob

I have the immune system of a horse, except when I get sick. -- Bob

If you masterbate too much you become pregnant. -- Karl

I make you not fing to goodly. -- Abby

If I was any sexier, I'd rape myself. -- Abby

[group conversation about anal sex]
Hey! I didn't want a refund on my deposit! -- Jamie

Turn the lights off it's cold outside -- Bob (on codine and drinking ... long freaky story)