California Quotes

I just got dummer -- Jessy

I'm by the cloud that looks like a dog, come pick me up -- Bob

I was pissing and my dick was just bouncing everywhere -- Dustin (About when we called him while he was in the bathroom with his phone set to vibrate).

We'll take him to a strip club, the girls are so needy, they can't afford to have any clothes -- Dustin

I got a date with Jill in five, and Lill is batting clean up. -- Jessy

Ooooh - there's a hole -- Bob
What is that a bag of? -- Jessy
Screws -- Dustin

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway -- Bob
I don't get it. -- Jessy
It's like a hotdog be thrown down the hallway, no fricton... it doesn't rub against the walls. -- Bob
Oh. -- Jessy

It's like whippin' a shitty -- Jessy
What's that? -- Bob
a U-turn --Jessy

What is a california potato chips? -- Jessy
When you BF a girl, nut on her back, fall asleep, and when she wakes up its a california potato chip -- Dustin
Does it look like california? -- Jessy
It dries and wrinkles, likea wavey lays -- Bob

My things' crooked and it needs a screw -- Jessy
Are you trying to tell me something? -- Bob

You have like most of these quotes, you must be pretty dumb -- Bob.

Now we are looking for some road. -- Bob
What road? -- Matt
90 -- Bob

All I need is a hole in the bottom of my Kum & Go mug and I can give myself free refills! -- Bob

Holy Shit! That's a long train! -- Matt
That's what she said to me last night -- Bob

I wanna be a pig -- Muddy kid (with pic)

Dude, look, I'm eating myself -- Bob

Look, Mr. adjacent to nature got a fire going -- Matt
adjacent to nature? -- Bob
Well, they certainly aren't in nature -- Matt (About people camping in cabin)

I like asses, and I like fire, so that must mean I like flamming assholes -- Bob

Yes, I see the tent, I'm in it! -- Girl in the tent next to us.

Should I put my stick in there and see what comes out? -- Bob

You don't have to do 20, you dumb fuck. -- Matt

Wyoming - where the horse guy rides the cowboy -- Bob

All I see here is fuckin' bush and grass -- Bob
... not like that's a bad thing -- Bob

It's all goddamn plains, lots of them... and a wire -- Bob

MOO! -- Matt And Bob Simutaneously

Deer! AHHH! -- Bob
Don't drive into the sign bob -- Matt

Oh.... Fuck. -- Bob reading sign (Billings 9, Butte 237)

Bread and Bitches! -- Bob

Yes, but you can't get cash out of planes -- Matt

Bogey -- Bob.

Breakfast Ho! -- Matt
A breakfast ho? -- Bob
Mmmm, that sounds good. -- Matt

I quit talking -- Bob

How big is washington? -- Bob
2 pages -- Matt

Bob, what airport are you flying out of? -- Matt
I have no shirt -- Bob.

I think your tires are getting rubbery -- Bob

I smoked the stupid pipe today; I smoked alot of it -- Bob

Owww. I think I just stabbed myself with my stubble. -- Bob.